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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Bachon ke kandho ko kitabone jhukhya . .
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ACP:- Daya tum khuni ko pakdo me "mutravisargen karke aya"

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Xam Me copy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise....
Xam Me copy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise....
ACP-Daya Pata lagao Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui to Hui Kaise???!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola 'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai.... Wah wah....
Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai.... Wah wah...
ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Arz kiya hai..

Aane wala pal, Jaane wala hai.. Wah wah..
Aane wala pal, Jane wala hai.. Wah wah..
Aur ACP bola, Daya..Dal mein zarur kuch kala hai....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

India mein abhi itne khoon hue nahi honge . .
Jitne CID ne solve kar diye!!!!
Thoko like!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue...
Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai...
IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h...
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Once Rajnikant Teaches A Kid:
How To Open The Door Without Ringing The Bell ? ..
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Now That Kid Is Known As C.I.D. Inspector Daya!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He.... Wah Wah.....
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He.... Wah Wah.....
Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol To Khali Hai.

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
Daya Bola Abhijeet, Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai!!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu
Haar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu
Daya Says Salary Sabko Milti He Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still An Acp And,
Daya Is Still An Inspector!
And That Too, Even After 17 Years Of Service!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah Wah....
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro. . . .
Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.....
Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.. ..
WahWah ..
Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai "FIND IT"..."

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Bubly-bunty mera pati tha
Daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
Abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai
ACP-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
Daya-kya sir
ACP-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya
Case solved!!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii   Wah Wah ...
Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii   Wah Wah ...
DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMORTUM REPORT AA GAI...

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo Dhishkyaooooo !!!

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?
Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya???...
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ????
Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ????
A.C.P. Bola Daya Surakshit Kaale Mere Baal....
Vasmol Ne Kiya Kamaal....

CID JOKES

CID JOKES

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai...
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai....
Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai....

Monday, March 30, 2015

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Na Tasveer Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kia Jaye,
Na Tum Ho Paas Jo Pyar Kia Jaye,
Yeh Kaisa Dard Diya Hai Tum Ne,
Na Kuch Kaha Jaye Na Tum Bin Raha Jaye.

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Chord Ke Jaman Jaunga Mai....
Humesha Nahi Thordi Hi Paal Ke Liye....
Laut Ke Na Aun To Mujhe Bhula Dena....
Mere Khayal Aapne Dill Se Nikal Dena....
Samajh Lena Mai Iss Duniya mai Nahi Hum....
Sittaro ke Banho Se Dekh Raha Hum Tumhe....
Tujhe Masus Kar Raha Hum....
Aur, Tere Pyar Ko Hasil Kar Raha Hum....
Tere Dil se Mere Khayal Mita Raha Hum....

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Humne Apni Sanso Par Unka Naam Likh Liya,
Nahi Jante The Ki Humne Kuchh Galat Kiya,
Wo Pyaar Ka Vada Humse Karke Mukar Gaye,
Khair Unki Bewafai Se Kuchh Toh Sabak Liya..

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah…

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Tanhaai Mein Ajeeb Zamane Ki Wafa Dekhta Raha , Umar Bhar Apna Ghar Tanha Dekhta Raha..
Kahin Na Kahin Toh Badal Hi Jaate Hain Silsile , Magr Main Jahan Gaya Sehra Dekhta Raha..
Jaane Kyon Qatraate Hain Log Mujhe Milne Se , Kal Shab Derr Talak Aaina Dekhta Raha..

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

When I married you,
I considered it my biggest folly
But after spending this much time with you
I realized that living with you is what I dreamed my life to be.
May we be together for the rest of our lives. Love you always.

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
Tab dil k dard ansu bankr bhe jate hai,
Jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
Pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai…

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Sukhe Hue Phool Jab Kitabo Mein Mil Jayenge,
Bhool Se Phir Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge,
Ehsaas Hoga Hamari Chahat Ka,
Jab Dur Bahut Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge.

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.

ANGRY SMS

ANGRY SMS

Stay away from Anger as it shall hurt you only.
If you are right then there is no need to get angry;
And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry!

ANGRY SMS

ANGRY SMS

Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the mind.
Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.

BEWAFAA SMS

BEWAFAA SMS

Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi ,
Har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyu nahi ,
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai ,
Phir medical mein uski dawa kyu nahi.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

You Have Given Me The Love,
That Is Greater Than Anything In The World,
My Days Have Become Extremely Brilliant Through Your Love,
Making Me Understand You Are My Beloved Wife.
Wish You A Cheerful Marriage Anniversary.

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

आप दोनों की जोड़ी कभी ना टूटे;
खुदा करे आप एक-दूसरे से कभी ना रूठें;
यूँ ही एक होकर आप यह ज़िंदगी बिताएं;
खुशियों के यह पल सदा आपके संग हो जाएं।
सालगिरह मुबारक!

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

When measured by miles, you are far away from me;
When measured by thoughts, you are closer to me;
When measured by closed eyes, you are with me;
When measured by heart, you are in me.
Happy Anniversary, My Love!

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

I'm wishing you a marriage that is:

Less argumentative and more bonding;
Less nagging and more encouraging;
Less worrisome and more enjoyable;
Less of egoism and more of love.
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

आप हमारी दुआओं में शामिल हो इस तरह;
फूलों में होती है खुशबू जिस तरह;
खुदा आपको ज़िंदगी में इतनी खुशियां दे;
ज़मीन पर बारिश होती है जिस तरह।
सालगिरह मुबारक हो!

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS

ये तेरी मोहब्बत का असर लगता है;
दरिया भी मुझको समंदर लगता है;
एहसास ही बहुत है तेरे होना का;
मेरा घर दुआओं से भरा लगता है।
सालगिरह मुबारक!

Saturday, March 28, 2015

ADVICE SMS

ADVICE SMS

Two Words that can change the way you approach d life:
'CAN I' & 'I CAN'.Think which Option you would like to choose....!!!!!

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Six Amazing facts:-
1. 90% of ppl in Myanmar don't drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins have been born til now in Switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t have liver.
6. All these details r false. Thanx 4 belivng 4 a while....
Tody is not april 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!!!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.
At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.
It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool's day??!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

If pepole say you are crazy, be patient;
If they say you are a moron, relax;
If they say you are stupid, be cool;
But if they say you are smart,
Then slap these stupid people,
HaPpY AlL FooLs' DaY!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Yeh Dostana Hamara..
Mai Kashti Tu Kinara..
Mai Dhanush Tu Teer..
Mai Matar Tu Paneer..
Mai Warsha Tu Badal..
Mai Rajma Tu Chawal...
Mai Hot Tu Cool..
Mai April Tu Phool...
Happy Aprial Phool...!!!
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I”m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom…
Police: you FOOL…
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke…
APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

कितना स्मार्ट आपको रब ने बनाया...
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.वाह वाह!!!...
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वाह वाह!!!,....
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.. कितना स्मार्ट आपको रब ने बनाया..
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और हमने तीन दिन पहले ही आपको 'अप्रैल फूल' बनाया... अब करो वाह वाह!!!!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

When we are on a mission for SUCCESS,
We have to cross 3 stages:
INSULT
OPPOSITION
ACCEPTANCE

Fools stop at d 1st..
Losers stop at d 2nd..
Winners cross d 3rd..

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Everybody will say, mistake is the first step of success,
But the real fact is correction of mistake is the first step of success.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

When we are on a mission for SUCCESS,
We have to cross 3 stages:
INSULT
OPPOSITION
ACCEPTANCE

Fools stop at d 1st..
Losers stop at d 2nd..
Winners cross d 3rd..

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Success isn't a matter of being the best and winning the race;
Success is a matter of handling the worst and still finishing the race!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Success is like a train.
It has several compartments:
Hardwork, Focus, Luck, etc.
But leading all those is the engine of confidence.
So keep it fit.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Successful people have two things on their "LIPS"

1.Smile,
2.Silence

->Smile can solve problems.

->Silence can avoid problems.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS is Important But SATISFACTION is more Important.
B'coz SUCCESS is Other's Valuation for you.
But SATISFACTION is Your Own Valuation for Your Self.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

For every practical, there must be a laboratory;
For every problem, there must be a solution;
And for every success, there must be hard work!!!!!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

To be Successful, You Need Family & Friends.
BUT, To be Very Successful, You need Enemies & Competitors.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Success lies not in the result but in the effort.
Being the best is Not at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!!!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

"See the clock only when you have no work.
Don't see the clock when you are working.
Clock is a lock for success"

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

A word of encouragement from a true person during failure is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success!!!!!!!!!!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success.
Luck is yours, Wish is mine. May Ur future always shine.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Success Is A Vehicle
Which Moves On A Wheel
Named "Smart Work"

But The Journey Is Impossible
Without The Fuel
Named "Self Confidence!!"

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Wen U Start Ur Day...

Keep 3 words In Ur Pocket...
TRY-TRUE-TRUST

TRY-4 Better Future
TRUE-Wid Ur Work
TRUST-In LORD
Then Success Will Be
At Ur Foot Sent

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

"What is success"..
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In simple words..
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.. When your"SIGNATURE"changes to"AUTOGRAPH"..."That is success"....

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

What is Success?
In 1988 Sachin Tendulkar failed in English in 10th std..
Now in 2010,10th std's English 1st lesson is about TENDULKAR
That's success!!!!!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

No One Gets A Sudden Rise
Not Even The Sun
It Takes Time To Rise To The Peak Of Success
We Just Have To Keep Our Efforts Going..!!!!

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Don’t See Others Doing Better Than You…!!!!
Beat Your Own Records Everyday…!!!
Bcoz...Success Is A Fight Between YOU & YOURSELF Not With OTHERS!!!!…..

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Fly in the plane of Ambition, &,
Land in the Airport of Success.
Luck is yours, Wish is mine.
May Ur future always shine.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

The most used alphabet

'A' doesn't appear in spelling of 1 to 999.
It appears for the first time in 1000 and continues 4ever ...
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"Moral: Success requires Patience!!!!!.."

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

"Success is not an Accident,
It's the Result of Our Attitude.

Failure is not a Crime,
It's the Lack of Effort.

Work with effort..
Success is yours.."

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

If you ever want 2 succeed in your life follow these :

"Be sweet as honey,
Be fresh as a rose,
Be soft as tissue,
Be regular as a clock,
Be strong as a rock."

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Never worry for the delay in your success compared to others ......
Bcoz construction of a pyramid takes too much of time than an ordinary building.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Success never depend on the size of our brain..
It always depends on the size of our thoughts.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

What's the secret of success???.... I found the answer in my room.

The fan said: Be cool.
The roof said: Aim high.
The window said: Open up the world.
The clock said: Every minute is precious.
The mirror said: Reflect before you act.
The calendar said: Be up-to-date.
The door said: Push the troubles.
The lamp said: Make light for your future.

SUCCESS SMS

SUCCESS SMS

Success Is Like Your Own Shadow,
So If You Try To Catch It,
You Will Never Succeed,
Just Ignore It And Walk On Your Own Way,
It Will Follow You Every Where.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

ना में तुम्हे खोना चाहता हूँ,
ना तेरी याद में रोना चाहता हूँ,
जब तक ज़िन्दगी है मैं हमेशा,
तुम्हारे साथ रहूँगा बस यही,
बात तुमसे कहना चाहता हूँ!!
TODAY'S QUOTE SMS

TODAY'S QUOTE SMS

"When learning is purposeful, creativity blossoms.
When creativity blossoms, thinking emanates.
When thinking emanates, knowledge is fully lit.
When knowledge is lit, economy flourishes."

--Abdul Kalam

TODAY'S QUOTE SMS

TODAY'S QUOTE SMS

"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore,
Guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature. "

--Marcus Aurelius

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

You Know! Which is the best day to get divorce from your wife….
1st April, You Know Why?
If your wife accept Then It’s Your Luck,
Otherwise Just Tell Her “Baby Happy April Fool”

APRIL FOOL JOKES

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Best relationships needs no promises,
No demands and no expectations...
It just needs two people.
One fool like you;
And one cool like me.
Happy April Fool!

SANTA BANTA JOKES

SANTA BANTA JOKES

Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Puchhta Hai.
Santa: “Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Mein Kitne Desh Hai?”
Banta: “Arey, Pagal Is Duniya Mein Ek Hi To Desh Hai
– Jiska Naam India Hai,
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai“

Monday, March 23, 2015

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

From Your Childhood To Now,
You Spend Your Time With Your Friends,
Parent And Family Members And Included Me,
So Today I Think Is The Best Day To Say You,
Thank You For The Time You Spend With Me.

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

I appreciate the time you took out of your busy schedule to interview me.
I am very interested in working for you and look forward to hearing from you about this position.
Thanks a lot!

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

Dear God, Thank You For All The Blessings In My Life, Big And Small.
Thank You For Surrounding Me With People Who Love And Care About Me.

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

You Held My Hand Through All The Tough Times, My Love.
I Couldn't Have Made It Without You..
Thank You, With All My Heart!

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

You may think that I forgot you.
You may think that I don’t care.
And you may think that I’m not thinking of you.
Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in My Dreams.

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

You Are The Most Special Person In My Life.
You Are My Friend, Philosopher, Guide And Lot More.
Thanks For Coming In My Life.
THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

Your irreplaceable heartiness,
Love and understanding are,
The sources of my strength.
Please, accept my heartfelt
Thank u!!!
THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

I Thank You For Your Kindness,
That I Shall Never Ever Forget,
You're One Of The Nicest People,
I Have Ever Met.

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

After Being With You, I Am
Simply Unable To Believe
That Life Can Be Dull
And Boring Sometimes.
For Me, Life Is A Roller Coaster
And You've Made It So.
Thank You For Being There Sweetheart.

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

Thanks To All My Lovely Friends,
For Wishing Me On My Birthday,
Its My Pleasure That U All
Gave Me So Much Love.
And Special Thanks For My Lovely Friends.

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

Each Sms You Send Either Night Or Day,
Surely Kicks My Loneliness Away,
And There's One Thing I Want To Say,
Thanks For Making Me Part Of Your Day!!!

THANK YOU SMS

THANK YOU SMS

Thank u for sharing the celebration
And being part of my special day.
Thank u for being a
Great friend in every possible way.!!!

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