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Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko “Janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahein har baar..

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare,
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare,
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai,
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare…

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De….

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua,
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda,
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada,
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada..
Happy Birthday!!

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye,
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye,
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha,
Shayad janamdin hai tumhara iss liye,
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye,
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye..
Happy Birthday!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahe,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday!!!

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Apni Pyari Ankhon Main Chupalo Mujhko,
Mohabbat Tum Se He Churalo Mujhko,
Dhoop Ho Ya Sehra Tera Sath Chalenge Hum,
Yaqeen Na Ho To Azmalo Mujhko,
Tere Har Dukh Ko Seh Lenge Hans Ke Hum,
Apne Wajood Ki Chadar Bana Lo Mujh Ko,
Zindagi Bhi Tere Naam Kardi Maine,
Bas Chand Lamhe Seeny Se Laga Lo Mujhko...

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

ENGLISH POEM POEM RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS WHERE THE MIND IS WITHOUT FEAR

Koun Kaheta hai tumse judai hogi,
Ye afwahein kisi aur ne faiylayee hogi,
Shan se rahein ge tumahre dil mein hum,
Itne dino mein hum ne kuch to jagah banaee hogi.

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

Jisne kabhi chahton ka paigaam likha tha,
Jisne apna sab kuch mere naam likha tha,
Suna hai aaj use mere zikr se bhi nafrat hai,
Jisne kabhi apne dil par mera naam likha tha...

Monday, April 27, 2015

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

गुरु गोविंद दोनों खड़े, काके लागूं पाँय ।
बलिहारी गुरु आपनो, गोविंद दियो मिलाय ॥

Guru Govinda dono khade, kake lagoon paay
Balihari guru aapno,Govinda diyo milay

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

माला फेरत जुग भया, फिरा न मन का फेर ।
कर का मन का डार दे, मन का मनका फेर ॥

Maala fherat jug bhaya, fhira na man ka fher
Kar ka man ka daar de,man ka man ka fher

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

तिनका कबहुँ ना निंदये, जो पाँव तले होय ।
कबहुँ उड़ आँखो पड़े, पीर घानेरी होय ॥

Tinka kabhun na nindiye, jo paav tale hoye
Kab hun udd aankho pade, peer ghaneri hoye

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

दुःख में सुमिरन सब करे सुख में करै न कोय।
जो सुख में सुमिरन करे दुःख काहे को होय ॥

Dukh Mein Simran Sab Karen, Sukh Mein Karay Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Simran Karay, To Dukh Kahay Ko Hoye

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

वे रहीम नर धन्य हैं, पर उपकारी अंग।
बाँटनवारे को लगै, ज्यौं मेंहदी को रंग॥

Ve Raheem Nar Dhanya Hai, Par Upkaari Ang
Baatanwaare Ko Lagai, Jyo Mehdi Ko Rang

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

रहिमन चुप हो बैठिये, देखि दिनन के फेर।
जब नीके दिन आइहैं, बनत न लगिहैं देर॥

Rahiman Chup Ho Baithiye, Dhekhi Dinanan Ke Pher
Jab Nike Din Aaihe, Banat Na Lagihe Der

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

मन मोती अरु दूध रस, इनकी सहज सुभाय।
फट जाये तो ना मिले, कोटिन करो उपाय॥

Man Moti Aru Dhudh Ras, Inaki Sahaj Subhaye
Phat Jaye To Na Mile, Kotin Karo Upaay

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

रहिमन पानी राखिये, बिन पानी सब सून।
पानी गये न ऊबरे, मोती, मानुष, चून॥

Rahiman Paani Raakhiye, Bin Paani Sab Sun
Paani Gaye Na Ubare, Moti,Manus,Chun

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

रहिमन धागा प्रेम का, मत तोड़ो चटकाय।
टूटे से फिर ना जुड़े, जुड़े गाँठ परि जाय॥

Rahiman Dhaaga Prem Ka Mut Toro Chatkay
Jore Se Fir Na jure , Jure Gaanth Per Jaye

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

रहिमह ओछे नरन सो, बैर भली ना प्रीत।
काटे चाटे स्वान के, दोउ भाँति विपरीत॥

Rahiman Ochhe Naran So,Bair Bhali Na Prit
Kate Chaate Swanke, Dou Bhati Wiparit

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

बानी ऐसी बोलिये, मन का आपा खोय।
औरन को सीतल करै, आपहु सीतल होय॥

Baani Aisi Boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoy
Auran Ko Sital Kare, Aaphu Sital Hoye

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

बड़ा हुआ तो क्या हुआ, जैसे पेड़ खजूर।
पंथी को छाया नहीं, फल लागे अति दूर॥

Bada Hua To Kya Hua,Jaise Ped Khajur
Panthi Ko Chhaya Nahi, Phal Laage Ati Dur

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

चाह गई चिंता मिटी, मनुआ बेपरवाह।
जिनको कछु नहि चाहिये, वे साहन के साह॥

Chah Gai Chinta Miti, Manua Beparwah
Jinko Kacchu Nahi Chahiye,Ve Sahan Ke Saah

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

आब गई आदर गया, नैनन गया सनेहि।
ये तीनों तब ही गये, जबहि कहा कछु देहि॥

Aab Gai Aadar Gaya, Nainan Gaya Sanehi
Ye Tino Tab Hi Gaye, Jabhi Kaha Kachhu Dehi

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

खैर, खून, खाँसी, खुसी, बैर, प्रीति, मदपान।
रहिमन दाबे न दबै, जानत सकल जहान॥

Khair, Khun, Khansi, Khushi, Bair, Priti, Madpan
Rahiman Daabe Na Dabe, Jaanat Sakal Jahan

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

रहिमन वे नर मर गये, जे कछु माँगन जाहि।
उनते पहिले वे मुये, जिन मुख निकसत नाहि॥

Rahiman We Nar Mar Gaye, Je Kachhu Maangan Jaahi
Unte Pahile We Muwe, Jin Much Nikasat Naahi

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

माली आवत देख के, कलियन करे पुकारि।
फूले फूले चुनि लिये, कालि हमारी बारि॥

Mali Aawat Dekh Ke , Kaliyan Kare Pukari
Phule Phale Chuni Liye, Kaali Hamari Baari

RAHIM DAS KE DOHE

जे गरीब पर हित करैं, हे रहीम बड़ लोग।
कहा सुदामा बापुरो, कृष्ण मिताई जोग॥

Je Garib So Hit Kare,Dhani Rahim Ve Log
Kaha Sudaama Baapuro, Krishn Mitai Jog

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

नींद निशानी मौत की, ऊठ कबीरा जाग |
और रसायन छोड़ के, नाम रसायन लाग ||

Neend nishani maut ki, uthh kabira jaag
Aur rasayan chhod ke, naam rasayan laag

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

घट का परदा खोल कर, सन्मुख दे दीदार |
बाल स्नेही साईंयां, आवे अंत का यार ||

Ghat kaa pardaa kholkar, sanmukh de deedaar.
Baal sanehi saaiyaa, awe ant kaa yaar.

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

पहले शब्द पहचानिये, पीछे कीजे मोल |
पारखी परखे रतन को, शब्द का मोल ना तोल ||

Pehle shabd pehchaniye, pichhe kije mol
Parkhi parkhe rattan ko, shabd ka mol na tol

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

श्रम से ही सब कुछ होत है, बिन श्रम मिले कुछ नाही |
सीधे ऊँगली घी जमो, कबसू निकसे नाही ||

Shram se hi sab kuch hot hai, bin shram mile kuch nahi
Seedhe ungli ghee jamo, kabsu nikase nahi

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

हद में चले सो मानव, बेहद चले सो साध |
हद बेहद दोनों तजे, ताको बता अगाध ||

Had mein chale so maanava, behad chale so saadh
Had behad dono taje, taako bata agaadh

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

जिस मरने से जग डरे, मेरे मन में आनंद |
कब मरू कब पाऊ, पूरण परमानन्द ||

Jis marne se jag dare, mere man mein anand
Kab maru kab paon, puran parmanad

KABIR DAS KE DOHE

तिनका कबहुँ ना निंदिये, जो पाँव तले होय ।
कबहुँ उड़ आँखो पड़े, पीड गहरी होय ॥

Tinka kabahu na nindiye, paav tale jo hoye
Kabahu udd aankho pade, peed gehri hoye

Sunday, April 26, 2015

MAYA ANGELOU POEMS

ENGLISH POEM MAYA ANGELOU POEMS POEM WOMAN WORK

"WOMAN WORK"

I've got the children to tend
The clothes to mend
The floor to mop
The food to shop
Then the chicken to fry
The baby to dry
I got company to feed
The garden to weed
I've got shirts to press
The tots to dress
The can to be cut
I gotta clean up this hut
Then see about the sick
And the cotton to pick.

Shine on me, sunshine
Rain on me, rain
Fall softly, dewdrops
And cool my brow again.

Storm, blow me from here
With your fiercest wind
Let me float across the sky
'Til I can rest again.

Fall gently, snowflakes
Cover me with white
Cold icy kisses and
Let me rest tonight.

Sun, rain, curving sky
Mountain, oceans, leaf and stone
Star shine, moon glow
You're all that I can call my own.

-- Maya Angelou

MAYA ANGELOU POEMS

CAGED BIRD ENGLISH POEM MAYA ANGELOU POEMS POEM

"CAGED BIRD"

The free bird leaps

on the back of the wind

and floats downstream

till the current ends

and dips his wings

in the orange sun rays

and dares to claim the sky.

But a bird that stalks

down his narrow cage

can seldom see through

his bars of rage

his wings are clipped and

his feet are tied

so he opens his throat to sing.

The caged bird sings

with fearful trill

of the things unknown

but longed for still

and his tune is heard

on the distant hill

for the caged bird

sings of freedom

The free bird thinks of another breeze

and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees

and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn

and he names the sky his own.

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams

his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream

his wings are clipped and his feet are tied

so he opens his throat to sing

The caged bird sings

with a fearful trill

of things unknown

but longed for still

and his tune is heard

on the distant hill

for the caged bird

sings of freedom.

-- Maya Angelou

MAYA ANGELOU POEMS

ENGLISH POEM MAYA ANGELOU POEMS POEM STILL I RISE

"STILL I RISE"

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may tread me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.

-- Maya Angelou

MAYA ANGELOU POEMS

ENGLISH POEM MAYA ANGELOU POEMS POEM TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL

"TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL"

We, unaccustomed to courage
exiles from delight
live coiled in shells of loneliness
until love leaves its high holy temple
and comes into our sight
to liberate us into life.

Love arrives
and in its train come ecstasies
old memories of pleasure
ancient histories of pain.
Yet if we are bold,
love strikes away the chains of fear
from our souls.

We are weaned from our timidity
In the flush of love's light
we dare be brave
And suddenly we see
that love costs all we are
and will ever be.
Yet it is only love
which sets us free.

--Maya Angelou

MAYA ANGELOU POEMS

ENGLISH POEM MAYA ANGELOU POEMS PHENOMENAL WOMAN POEM

"PHENOMENAL WOMAN"

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

-- Maya Angelou

KABIR POEMS

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME? HINDI POEM KABIR POEMS POEM

"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?"

Are you looking for me? I am in the next seat.
My shoulder is against yours.
You will not find me in the stupas, not in Indian shrine rooms,
Nor in synagogues, nor in cathedrals: Not in masses,
Nor kirtans, not in legs winding around your own neck,
Nor in eating nothing but vegetables.
When you really look for me, you will see me instantly.
You will find me in the tiniest house of time.
Kabir says: Student, tell me, what is God?
He is the breath inside the breath.

-- Kabir

RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

ENGLISH POEM FLOWER POEM RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

"FLOWER"

Pluck this little flower and take it, delay not!
I fear lest it droop and drop into the dust.
I may not find a place in thy garland,
But honour it with a touch of pain from thy hand and pluck it.
I fear lest the day end before I am aware, and the time of offering go by.
Though its colour be not deep and its smell be faint,
Use this flower in thy service and pluck it while there is time.

-- Rabindranath Tagore

RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

ENGLISH POEM POEM RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS THE CHAMPA FLOWER

"THE CHAMPA FLOWER"

SUPPOSING I became a champa flower, just for fun, and grew on a branch high up that tree,
And shook in the wind with laughter and danced upon the newly budded leaves, would you know me, Mother?
You would call, 'Baby, where are you?' and I should laugh to myself and keep quite quiet.
I should slyly open my petals and watch you at your work.
When after your bath, with wet hair spread on your shoulders,
You walked through the shadow of the champa tree to the little court where you say your prayers,
You would notice the scent of the flower, but not know that it came from me.
When after the midday meal you sat at the window reading Ramayana,
And the tree's shadow fell over your hair and your lap,
I should fling my wee little shadow on to the page of your book, just where you were reading.
But would you guess that it was the tiny shadow of your little child?
When in the evening you went to the cowshed with the lighted lamp in your hand,
I should suddenly drop on to the earth again and be your own baby once more,
And beg you to tell me a story.
'Where have you been, you naughty child? '
'I won't tell you, mother. ' That's what you and I would say then.

-- Rabindranath Tagore

Saturday, April 25, 2015

RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

ENGLISH POEM FAREWELL POEM RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

"FAREWELL"

I have got my leave. Bid me farewell, my brothers!
I bow to you all and take my departure.
Here I give back the keys of my door,
And I give up all claims to my house.
I only ask for last kind words from you.
We were neighbors for long,
But I received more than I could give.
Now the day has dawned,
And the lamp that lit my dark corner is out.
A summons has come and I am ready for my journey.
-- Rabindranath Tagore

RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

A MOMENTS INDULGENCE ENGLISH POEM POEM RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

"A MOMENTS INDULGENCE"

I ask for a moment's indulgence to sit by thy side.
The works that I have in hand I will finish afterwards.
Away from the sight of thy face my heart knows no rest nor respite,
And my work becomes an endless toil in a shoreless sea of toil.
Today the summer has come at my window with its sighs and murmurs; and,
The bees are plying their minstrelsy at the court of the flowering grove.
Now it is time to sit quite, face to face with thee, and,
To sing dedication of life in this silent and overflowing leisure.

-- Rabindranath Tagore

RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

CLOUD AND WAVES ENGLISH POEM POEM RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

"CLOUD AND WAVES"

Mother, the folk who live up in the clouds call out to me-
"We play from the time we wake till the day ends.
We play with the golden dawn, we play with the silver moon."
I ask, "But how am I to get up to you ?"
They answer, "Come to the edge of the earth, Lift up your hands to the sky,
And you will be taken up into the clouds."
"My mother is waiting for me at home, "I say, "How can I leave her and come?"
Then they smile and float away.
But I know a nicer game than that, Mother.
I shall be the cloud and you the moon.
I shall cover you with both my hands, and our house-top will be the blue sky.
The folk who live in the waves call out to me-
"We sing from morning till night; on and on we travel and know
not where we pass."
I ask, "But how am I to join you?"
They tell me, "Come to the edge of the shore and stand with your eyes tight shut,
And you will be carried out upon the waves."
I say, "My mother always wants me at home in the everything-
How can I leave her and go?"
They smile, dance and pass by.
But I know a better game than that.
I will be the waves and you will be a strange shore.
I shall roll on and on and on, and break upon your lap with
laughter.
And no one in the world will know where we both are.

-- Rabindranath Tagore

RABINDRANATH TAGORE POEMS

"WHERE THE MIND IS WITHOUT FEAR"

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high,
Where knowledge is free,
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments,
By narrow domestic walls,
Where words come out from the depth of truth,
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection,
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way,
Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit,
Where the mind is led forward by thee,
Into ever- widening thought and action,
Into that heaven of freedom ,My Father , Let my country awake .

--Rabindranath Tagore

BIRTHDAY SMS

BIRTHDAY SMS ENGLISH SMS SMS

Look outside It's sp pleasant !!!
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them..
All to wish you..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2015

HINDI POEM

"जो भाग्य में है ,
वह भाग कर आएगा,
जो नहीं है ,
वह आकर भी भाग जाएगा...!"

यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है ,
दोस्तों रहना जरा संभाल के ,
बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते है ,
गुब्बारों में डाल के ,

सच बिकता है , झूट बिकता है,
बिकती है हर कहानी ,
तीनों लोक में फेला है , फिर भी
बिकता है बोतल में पानी ,

कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना,
          जिस दिन खिलोगे ,
                  टूट कर बिखर जाओगे ,
जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो;
          जिस दिन तराशे गए ,
                 "भगवान" बन जाओगे....!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

ENGINEER JOKES

Engineering Education is incomplete without 5 B’s: Guess....

B – Bikes

B – Beers

B – Babes

B – Bunks

And the most important ....

B – Backlogs!!!

MOVIE JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES MOVIE JOKES

The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie ‘Heart is umbrella’.

Which movie did he really want to see? Dil Chhata Hai…….!!

TODAY'S QUOTE SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS TODAY'S QUOTE SMS

Hold on to what you must do,
Even if it’s a long way from here.
Hold on to your life,
Even if it’s easier to let go.
Hold on to my hand,
Even if someday,
I’ll be gone away from you.

GHAZAL

Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz..
Kamal ki ghazal tumko sunaein gein kisi roz..

Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane..
Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz..

Kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha..
Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz..

Har roz aieene sey yehi poochti hun mei...
Kya rukh pe tabassum sajayein gein kisi roz?

Urney do in parindon ko azaad fizaon mein..
Tumhare honge agar to lout ayeingein kisi roz..

Apne sitam ka dekh lena khud hi Saqi tum..
Zakham e jigar tamaam log dekheingein kisi roz !

GHAZAL

Aatish-e-ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say kiya,
Mousam ki tarah badal jaon tujhey is say kiya..

Chot khaon ya zakham lagay, ya ahsas-e-ghum mein tarpon,
Mein gir jaon ya sanbhal jaon tujhey is say kiya..

Mussartaon ko daikh ker bay qarar ho jaon,
Ya tofan-e-ghum say behal jaon, tujhey is say kiya..

Hansta daikh ker hans paron, rota daikh ker ro paron,
Halat k sanchay mein dhal jaon, tujhey is say kiya..

Zararot nahin ab kisi hamsafar ki saaqi,
Janib-e-manzil tanha nikal jaon, tujhey is say kiya..

TEACHER DAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS TEACHER DAY SMS

We will always be thankful to you,
For all the hard work and efforts,
You have put in,
For educating us.

Happy Teachers Day!

TEACHER DAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS TEACHER DAY SMS

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.

--Author Unknown

TEACHER DAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS TEACHER DAY SMS

I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher for all the things you have done for us.

SANTA BANTA JOKES

1 banda bhagta howa aata hai aur Santa se kehta hai:

Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay..!!!

SARDAR JOKES

!!DJ Party !!

There was sardar's DJ Party in a party-plot,

DJ asked:"kab tak bajau?"

Party plot owner replied: "12baje tak baja de,

Uske baad to ye Generator ki awaz pe bhi nachenge!!!".....

GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

Zindagi guzre Aapki HASTE-HASTE,
Pyar aur khushi mile RASTE-RASTE,
Ho mubarak apko NAYA SAVERA,
Kabool karein hamari SALAAM-NAMSTE..

GOOD MORNING..

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

"Tears of EYES are Valuable"

"Speech of LIPS are Powerful"

"Heart With LOVE is Beautiful"

"Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful"...!!

GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

Uth kr dekhiye subha ka NZARA,

Hawa b h thandi aur mosam b h PYARA,

So gaya chand or chhup gya har ek SITARA,

Qubool ho Aap ko, Salam-e-subah hmara.

Good Morning!!

GOOD MORNING JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES GOOD MORNING JOKES JOKES

Namskar : Subah Aaj Tak mein apka swagat h.

Mukhya Samachar : good morning & Hv a nice day!!

Taapmaan : Aaj b Sms ki barish jari rahegi.

Yadon k badal chaye rhenge!!!

GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

Razaai se kijiye thodi si bewafai,
Aapke liye humne raat se ki ladaai,
Aur itni haseen subah bulwaai,
Uthiye huzoor dhoooop nikal aai..

Gud Mrng hai ji....!!!

GOOD MORNING SMS

“Subah” ke “Phool” Khil gye,

“PANCHHI” Apne Safar pe "UD" gye,

”SURAJ” Aate hi”TAARE” bhi”CHHUP” gye,

Kya aap apni “MEETHI NEEND” Se “UTH" gye??? ...

Agar uth gaye hai to gud morning agar so rahe hai to uth jaeye.......

GOOD MORNING SMS

Life begins With our cry,
Life ends With others cry,
Fill this gap With as much laugh as possible,
Always be Happy and Make Others Too!!

Good Morning

GOOD MORNING SMS

''BEAUTIFUL LINES''

Bright Beautiful Dawn,
Sing a Song rhythmic and long,
Fly away all the fears of heart,
Yours is the world Just Make a start,
Destination is Just a "Determination" Apart.

Good Morning!!

GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

Suraj Ugata hai aap ke kadmo ki ahat se,
Har kali khilti hai aape ke jagne se,
Jayada mat soiye aab jagiye kyoki,
Har subhah hoti hai aap ke muskurane se..

Gud Morng !!

GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

!! ARZ KIYA HAI !!

Subah ki kiran boli mujhse,
Uthkar dekho kitna haseen nazara hai,
Maine kaha ruk,pehle use Sms to karlun,
Jo is subah se bhi pyara hai..

Gd morning!!

GOOD MORNING SMS

"Be grateful that you don't have everything you want,
It means you still have an opportunity to have a happier tomorrow than you are today.."

Good Morning !!!!

DOCTOR JOKES

DOCTOR JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ???

"The Dentist will see you now."!!!!

DOCTOR JOKES

DOCTOR JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game!!!??

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Dosti Hoti Nahi Bhul Jane Ke Liye,
Dost Milte Nahi Bikhar Jane Ke Liye,
Dosti Karke Khush Rahoge Itna,
Ki Waqt Milega Nai Aansu Bahane Ke Liye. ..

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

Kaash aasuon ke saath yaadein beh jati,
Kaash ye khamoshi sab kuch keh jati,
Kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti to shayad,
Meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jaati....

GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

Har nayi subha ka naya nazaara,
Thandi hawa leke ayi paigaam humaara,
Jago ,utho, taiyar ho jao,
Khushiyo se bharaa rahe aaj ka din tumaara.

Good Morning…

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

FUNNY JOKES

एक रुम में 5 दोस्त रहते थे.

1.पागल
2.बेवकूफ
3.दिमाग
4.कोई नही
5.किसी

एक दिन कोई नही ने किसी को मार दिया

उस समय दिमाग बाथरुम में था

पागल ने पुलिस को फोन किया

हैलो पुलिस कोई नही ने किसी का कत्ल कर दिया

पुलिस : ओए क्या तुम पागल हो?

पागल : जी मैं पागल हूँ

पुलिस : तेरे पास दिमाग नही है क्या?

पागल : जी दिमाग तो बाथरुम में है

पुलिस : ओ बेवकूफ

पागल : जी मैं तो पागल हूँ

बेवकूफ तो मैसेज पढ़ रहा है....

हा हा हा

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga….
Us jahan ke saare hasin nazaron ki kasam,
Aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga??….

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Tum Hamesha Khush Raho,
Aisi Wish Hain Hamari Aur
Aage Badhate Raho,
Aisi Dua Hai Hamari...

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Ye Dua Hai Hamari,
Bitte Sukh Se Jindagi Tumhari,
Dost Muje Pyari Hain Teri Yaari,
Jiske Liye Waar Sakta Hun Duniya Sari…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Aasmaan Humse Naraaz Hain,
Taaron Ka Gussa Behisaab Hain,
Woh Sub Humse Jalte Hain Kyun Kee,
Chaand Se Behtar Dost Hamare Paas Hain…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Zindagi Ko Ek Rangin Kalapna Samjho,
Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapnaa Samjho,
Bhulna Chahte Ho Sabhi Ghumo Ko,
To Zindagi Me Dosto Ko Apna Samjho..

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi,
Sath chod ne walo mein se hum nahi,
Ye dosti to hum umar bhar nibhayenge,
Kyuki wada todne walo mein se hum nahi…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabool hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath jee na paogay,
Humne kaha teri dosti ki saath marna kabool hai…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Dur rahkar un dooriyo ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne dost ko is tarah sataya nahi karte,
Jise har vakt khyaal ho aapka,
Apni aawaaz ke liye use is tarah tarsaya nahi karate….

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Din beet jate hai suhani yaadein bankr,
Baatein rah jati hai kahani bankr,
Par dost to hamesha dil ke karib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi aankhon ka pani banker…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Tanha rehna seekh liya hum ne,
Par khush kabhi na reh payenge,
Teri doori sehna seekh liya hum ne,
Par teri dosti ke bina jee na payenge…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,
Teri dosti ne humein jina sikhaya hai,
Kya maange khuda se hum,
Woh to khud aaj mere dar par,
Teri dosti maangne aaya hai….

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Dil mein armaan bahut hai,
Zindagi mein gham bahut hai,
Kab ki maar daalti yeh duniya humein,
Kambhakat doston ki duaon mein dum bahut hai..!!!

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

In ankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Humari dosti ko azmaya na kro,
Tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai,
Unhe yu na ansuo mein gavaya kro…

Monday, April 20, 2015

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Tere Labo Ko Chu Lu Wo Sham Aa Jaye,
Tere Pyar Me Behne Ka Pegam Aa Jaye,
Ye Zindagi To He Teri Amanat,
Bas Mere Naam K Sath Tera Naam Aa Jaye…

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Chahatein ye kaisi hein mujhme aapke liye,
Na rona nasib na hansna nasib,
Kho jaata hun aapko dekh kar is kadar,
Ki sapne me bhi na sona nasib na jaagna nasib….

FUNNY SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI FUNNY SHAYARI SHAYARI

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
Chitthi nahi taar karne wala hun,
Koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
Isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun…

दर्द को ना देखिये दर्द से | BROKEN HEART SHAYARI

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI HINDI SHAYARI SHAYARI

Dard ko na dekhiye dard se,

Dard ko bhi dard hota hai,

Dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki,

Aakhir pyar mein dard hi to hamdard hota hai..!!

दर्द को ना देखिये दर्द से,

दर्द को भी दर्द होता है,

दर्द को भी ज़रुरत है प्यार की,

आखिर प्यार में दर्द ही तो हमदर्द होता है..!!

WISE WORD SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI WISE WORD SHAYARI

Hasna aur Hasana Koshish hai Meri,
Har koi Khush rahe ye Chahat hai Meri,
Bhale hi Koi Mujhe Yad kre ya na kre,
Har Apne ko Yad krna Aadat he Meri…

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar,
Ittefaaq se usi ko chah raha tha main,
Usi diye ne jalaya mere hathon ko,
Jisko hawa se bacha raha tha main…

Saturday, April 18, 2015

DARD SHAYARI

DARD SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

Tanha Rehna To Sikh Liya Humne,
Pr Khush Na Kabhi Reh Payenge,
Teri Duri To Pir Bhi Seh Leta Hai Ye Dil,
Pr Teri Mohabbat Ke Bin Na Jee Payenge…

PUNJABI SHAYARI

Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga,
Tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga,
Saya ta chadd janda hega sath andhere wich,
Lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga…

PUNJABI SHAYARI

Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga,
Tu ruth vi jayegi ta tenu manavaga,
Maan javi aae sanam mere manane se,
Warna akhna vich anshu leke main kithe jawaga…

PUNJABI SHAYARI

Mein jism hega tu ruh hegi meri,
Dil hega mera dhadkan hegi teri,
Pyaar kardi hegi merenaal ta dasdi kyu ni,
Kyu kardi hegi batan vich inni deri…

PUNJABI SHAYARI

Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega,
Sada dil twade dil nal mil jan wala hega,
Rakhi khula apne dil de darwaje nu,
Sada khyal twade dil vich aan wala hega..

PUNJABI SHAYARI

Us pal nu sanjoo kar rakhya hega,
Jado mere hath nu tera hath milya,
Khush kismat hega main is jahan vich,
Jo meinu jindagi vich tera sath milya…

INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS SMS

Na sar jhuka hai Kabhi,
Aur na jhukayenge Kabhi,
Jo apne dum pe jiyen,
Sach me zindagi hai wahi.
Live like a true INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

PUNJABI SHAYARI

Mitha intezar te intezar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari…

SHARAABI SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI SHARAABI SHAYARI SHAYARI

Dil Pe Jab Se Sharab Ka Pehra Lag Gaya,
Gam Ka Andar Aane Ka Raasta Band Ho Gaya,
Zubaan Ne Jab Se Sharab Ko Chhu Liya,
Uska Naam Hamesha Ke Liye Bhool Gaya…

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Baar baar yeh din aaye,
Baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
Tu jiye hazaro saal,
Yhi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy B’day To You !!!

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Banane Wale Ne Bhi Tujhe,
Kisi Karan Se Banaya Hoga,
Choda Hoga Jab Zameen Par Tujhe,
Uske Seene Mein Bhi Dard To Aaya Hoga…

BIRTHDAY SHAYARI

Ae Khuda Mere Yaar Ka Daman Khusiyon Se Saza De,
Uske Janamdin Par Usi Ki Koi Raza De,
Dar Par Tere Aunga Har Saal,
Ki Usko Gile Ki Na Koi Wajah De…

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Banane Wale Ne Bhi Tujhe,
Kisi Karan Se Banaya Hoga,
Choda Hoga Jab Zameen Par Tujhe,
Uske Seene Mein Bhi Dard To Aaya Hoga…

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Iss husn ka didar hum bar bar kerta hai…
Har pal hum apka iktiyar kerte hai…
Waqt mila to humse atebar ker lena…
Warna apka intezaar to hum har bar karte hai…

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Dost ki yad se badi koi dolot nahin hoti,
Sath rehna hi dost ki jarurat nahin hoti.

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

Itni assani se kaise bhul jata hai koi,
Reh-reh ker kyon yaad aata hai koi,
Umer bher yadd karte rahenge aapko,
Dekhte hai kub tak hume bhulata hai koi.

HINDI POEM

अच्छा था वो वक़्त पैसे कम हुआ करते थे,
दोस्त कमीने थे साले गम भी कम हुआ करते थे.
पास फेल का मौसम तो दो दिन की कहानी थी,
बाकी सेमेस्टर तो बस जिंदाबाद जवानी थी.
एग्जाम से पहले दो घंटे जब हम सब सबकी लेते थे,
और कुछ ही घंटो बाद सब चादर तान के सोते थे.
किसी ने भूल से पूछ दिया कि पेपर कैसा गया,
तो माँ बहेन के नारों से उसका मन भर देते थे.
आधी रात में चाय की तलब स्टेशन तक ले जाती थी,
और चाय भी क्या चाय थी जो धुंए में घुल जाती थी.
बर्थडे वाली शाम जो ढेरों खुशियाँ लाती थी,
जब मार मार के यार की तशरीफ सुजाई जाती थी.
बारिश की दो बूँदें भी एक ही संदेशा लाती थीं,
"भाई मौसम तो दारु वाला है" की धुन कानो में घुल जाती थी
दोस्ती का जज्बा जब दारू में घुल जाता था,
तो गली का साला कुत्ता भी उसका गवाह बन जाता था.
अब सब कुछ ज्यादा ज्यादा है तब कम भी अच्छा लगता था,
तुम कमीनो के साथ तो साला गम भी अच्छा लगता था...

U.P. BOYS JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES U.P. BOYS JOKES

यू पी के एक लड़के ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोनकिया तो उसके पापा ने उठा लिया, लड़का मन मे बोला हे भगवान ये कहाँ से आ गया,

पिता : हैलो, कौन बोल रहा है?

लड़का : मैं अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूँ, कौन बनेगा करोड़पति" से और आपकी बेटी की फ्रेंड हॉट सीट पर बेठी है और आपकी बेटी की मदद चाहती है, उसको फोन दीजिये सर,

पिता : ओह, रोमांचित हो कर बेटी को फोन दे दिया,

लड़का : सवाल यह "आज शाम को तुम कहाँ मिलोगी?"

(Option A) चारबाग़

(Option B): हजरतगंज

(Option C): आलमबाग

(Option D) : गोमतीनगर

लडकी : "Option C"

लड़का : धन्यवाद, और अब आप का समय समाप्त होता है.

पिता अभी तक खुशी के मारे फुले नहीं समा रहे थे.......
यू पी के छोकरे कुछ भी कर सकते है भाई!!!!

IIN JOKES

HINDI JOKES IIN JOKES JOKES

एक माँ अपने 6 साल के बच्चे का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो-स्टूडियो लेकर गई.

फोटोग्राफर बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए बोला – “बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो …

इस कैमरे से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा !

”बच्चा बोला – “फोकस एडजस्ट कर, जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर,

पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ, ISO 200 के अंदर रखना!,

हाई रेजोलयूशन में पिक आनी चाहिए …

फेसबुक पे अपलोड करनी है, वरना पैसे नहीं मिलेंगे ….

साला … !

‘कबूतर निकलेगा….’

तेरे बाप ने कबूतर डाला था कैमरे में..

फोटोग्राफर- बेटा कौनसे स्कूल मे पढा?

बच्चा- (IIN) आइड़िया इन्टरनेट नेटवर्क...!!!!

ENGINEER JOKES

An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl ::
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where
ever u say, I vl do anything for u....
Girl : Can u complete ur Engineering without..
a single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan..... apna khyal rakhna...

HINDI POEM

एक बार एक कसाई गाय को
काट रहा था
और गाय हँस रही थी....
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ये सब देख के कसाई बोला..
"मै तुम्हे मार रहा हू
और तुम मुझपर हँस क्यो रही हो...?"
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गाय बोलीः जिन्दगी भर मैने घास के
सिवा कुछ नही खाया...
फिर भी मेरी मौत इतनी दर्दनाक है.
तो
हे इंसान जरा सोच
तु मुझे मार के खायेगा तो
तेरा अंत
कैसा होगा...?.
दूध पिला कर
मैंने तुमको बड़ा किया..
अपने बच्चे से भी छीना
पर मैंने तुमको दूध दिया..
रूखी सूखी खाती थी मैं,
कभी न किसी को सताती थी मैं..
कोने में पड़ जाती थी मैं,
दूध नहीं दे सकती मैं
अब तो गोबर से काम तो आती थी मैं,मेरे उपलों के आग
से तूने,
भोजन अपना पकाया था..
गोबर गैस से रोशन कर के,
तेरा घर उजलाया था..
क्यों मुझको बेच रहा रे,
उस कसाई के हाथों में...?
पड़ी रहूंगी इक कोने में,
मत कर लालच माँ हूँ मैं..
मैं हूँ तेरे कृष्ण की प्यारी,
वह कहता था जग से न्यारी..
उसकी बंसी की धुन पर मैं,
भूली थी यह दुनिया सारी..
मत कर बेटा तू यह पाप,
अपनी माँ को न बेच आप..
रूखी सूखी खा लूँगी मैं
किसी को नहीं सताऊँगी मैं
तेरे काम ही आई थी मै
तेरे काम ही आउंगी मैं..

अगर आप गौमाता से प्यार करते है
और आपने गौमाता का दूध पिया है
तो इस मेसेज को शेयर करके थोडा बहुत दूध का कर्ज
चुकता करे......!!!!
सर्व की एक पुकार...
गौ हत्या अब नहीं स्वीकार....!

गौमाता की यह पीड़ा जन जन तक
पहुँचाने के लिये केवल 2 मिनट का
समय निकाल कर दोस्तों को

शेयर जरुर करें....

ENGINEER JOKES

Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
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Friend: Kyon ???
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Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..!!!!

HINDI POEM

देह मेरी ,
हल्दी तुम्हारे नाम की ।
हथेली मेरी ,
मेहंदी तुम्हारे नाम की ।
सिर मेरा ,
चुनरी तुम्हारे नाम की ।
मांग मेरी ,
सिन्दूर तुम्हारे नाम का ।
माथा मेरा ,
बिंदिया तुम्हारे नाम की ।
नाक मेरी ,
नथनी तुम्हारे नाम की ।
गला मेरा ,
मंगलसूत्र तुम्हारे नाम का ।
कलाई मेरी ,
चूड़ियाँ तुम्हारे नाम की ।
पाँव मेरे ,
महावर तुम्हारे नाम की ।
उंगलियाँ मेरी ,
बिछुए तुम्हारे नाम के ।
बड़ों की चरण-वंदना
मै करूँ ,
और 'सदा-सुहागन' का आशीष
तुम्हारे नाम का ।
और तो और -
करवाचौथ/बड़मावस के व्रत भी
तुम्हारे नाम के ।
यहाँ तक कि
कोख मेरी/ खून मेरा/ दूध मेरा,
और बच्चा ?
बच्चा तुम्हारे नाम का ।
घर के दरवाज़े पर लगी
'नेम-प्लेट' तुम्हारे नाम की ।
और तो और -
मेरे अपने नाम के सम्मुख
लिखा गोत्र भी मेरा नहीं,
तुम्हारे नाम का ।
सब कुछ तो
तुम्हारे नाम का...
नम्रता से पुछती हूँ..
आखिर तुम्हारे पास...
क्या है मेरे नाम का?
एक लड़की ससुराल चली गई।
कल की लड़की आज बहु बन गई.
कल तक मौज करती लड़की,
अब ससुराल की सेवा करना सीख गई.
कल तक तो टीशर्ट और जीन्स पहनती लड़की,
आज साड़ी पहनना सीख गई.
पिहर में जैसे बहती नदी,
आज ससुराल की नीर बन गई.
रोज मजे से पैसे खर्च करती लड़की,
आज साग-सब्जी का भाव करना सीख गई.
कल तक फुल स्पीड़ स्कुटी चलाती लड़की,
आज बाईक के पीछे बैठना सीख गई.
कल तक तो तीन वक्त पूरा खाना खाती लड़की,
आज ससुराल में तीन वक्त
का खाना बनाना सीख गई.
हमेशा जिद करती लड़की,
आज पति को पूछना सीख गई.
कल तक तो मम्मी से काम करवाती लड़की,
आज सासुमां के काम करना सीख गई.
कल तक भाई-बहन के साथ
झगड़ा करती लड़की,
आज ननद का मान करना सीख गई.
कल तक तो भाभी के साथ मजाक करती लड़की,
आज जेठानी का आदर करना सीख गई.
पिता की आँख का पानी,
ससुर के ग्लास का पानी बन गई.
फिर लोग कहते हैं कि बेटी ससुराल जाना सीख
गई.

शेयर टू एवरी वूमन..!!

VALENTINE DAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS VALENTINE DAY SMS

I want you in every way. I want you to be with me every single day. Happy Valentine’s Day.

RAJNIKANT JOKES

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner????..
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To play carrom!!

RAJNIKANT JOKES

Rajnikant went to Hritik, to learn dance..
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But Hritik refused To teach ..
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So he was in wheel chair in Guzarish..!!

SANTA BANTA JOKES

Golden Words By Hitler:

If u cant fly, run
If u cant run, walk
If u cant walk, crawl
But.. keep moving

Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai???!!!

APRIL FOOL JOKES

U R the one who is CHARMING,
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT,
U R the one who is CUTE and,
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

APRIL FOOL JOKES

I am your girlfriend:

Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

Theek kaha na ????

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R....!!

Happy April Fools Day..

RAJNIKANT JOKES

Once Rajnikanth entered Bigg Boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..??!!!!

RAJNIKANT JOKES

The statement "Nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajnikanth.
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Rajni Anna cheats and fools death everyday.

RAJNIKANT JOKES

Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
Were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajini Anna was born..!!!??

MARRIAGE JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES

पति:- भगवान लड़कियां हमेशा प्यारी होती हैं....
पर बीवी क्यों इतनी खतरनाक होती है??!!!!

भगवान:- क्योंकि लड़कियां में बनाता हूँ और उन्हें बीवी तुम बनाते हो, तुम्हारी समस्या।
तुम ही झेलो!!!!😯😋

WHATSAPP SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS WHATSAPP SMS

इस संसार में हकीकत में कौन क्या है ?

सिनेमा-----पैसा देकर कैद होने का स्थान 
जेल --------बिना पैसे का हास्टल 
सास -------बहु के पीछे छोडा गया बिना पैसे का जासूस 
चिन्ता------बजन कम करने की सबसे सस्ती दवा 
मृत्यु -------बिना पासपोर्ट के पृथ्वी से दूर जाने की छूट 
ताला -------बिना वेतन का चौकीदार 
मुर्गा --------देहात की अलार्म घडी 
झगडा ------वकील का कमाऊ बेटा 
चश्मा-------जादूई आँख 
स्वप्न ----बिना पैसे की फिल्म 
हॉस्पिटल ---रोगियों का संग्रहालय 
श्मशान --दुनिया काआखिरी स्टेशन 
ईश्वर ------किसी से मुलाकात न करने वाला व्यवस्थापक 
चाय कॉफी --कलयुग का अमृत 
विद्वान ------अक्ल का ठेकेदार 
चोर --------रात का शरीफ व्यापारी 
विश्व ------- -एक महान धर्मशाला और अंत में 
वाट्स एप ----- एक लाइलाज नशा।। 

ENGINEER JOKES

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya???

Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali Hun saab..
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Engineer : Assignment complete karke dedo fir

TEACHER/STUDENT JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES TEACHER/STUDENT JOKES

Teacher : Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge..
Bachey : Nahi piyenge.
Teacher : Girls ka picha nahi karoge.
Bachey : Nhi karenge.
Teacher : Girls se friendship nahi karoge.
Bachey : Nhi karenge.
Teacher : Or watan pe zindagi qurban ka broge.
Bachey : Kar denge aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya!!!

CHILDREN JOKES

CHILDREN JOKES HINDI JOKES JOKES

"शैतान बच्चा"

मम्मी मैं आज रात को सू-सू करने गया तो पता है क्या हुआ?
मम्मी:-नही तो! तूझे पता है के क्या हुआ?
बच्चा:-हां मम्मी! मैने जैसे ही बाथरूम का दरवाज़ा खोला ना!
तो लाइट अपने आप चालू हो गई!
और ठंडी-ठंडी हवा आने लगी!
उसकी बात सुनकर मम्मी गुस्से मे बोली! :-कमीने!
तू आज फिर "फ्रिज़" मे मूत आया!
"हराम-खोर"

HINDI POEM

कोई टोपी तो कोई अपनी पगड़ी बेच देता है..
मिले अगर भाव अच्छा, जज भी कुर्सी बेच देता है,

तवायफ फिर भी अच्छी, के वो सीमित है कोठे तक..
पुलिस वाला तो चौराहे पर वर्दी बेच देता है,

जला दी जाती है ससुराल में अक्सर वही बेटी..
के जिस बेटी की खातिर बाप किडनी बेच देता है,

कोई मासूम लड़की प्यार में कुर्बान है जिस पर..
बनाकर वीडियो उसका, वो प्रेमी बेच देता है,

ये कलयुग है, कोई भी चीज़ नामुमकिन नहीं इसमें..
कली, फल फूल, पेड़ पौधे सब माली बेच देता है,

किसी ने प्यार में दिल हारा तो क्यूँ हैरत है लोगों को..
युद्धिष्ठिर तो जुए में अपनी पत्नी बेच देता है...!!

धन से बेशक गरीब रहो,
पर दिल से रहना धनवान..!!

अक्सर झोपडी पे लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम"..
और महल वाले लिखते है "कुत्ते से सावधान"..!!

RAIN SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI RAIN SHAYARI SHAYARI

Pehli baarish ka nasha hi kuchh alag hota hain,
Palko ko chhute hi sidha dil pe asar hota hain,
Mehka mehka saawan aaj iss dil ko behka raha hain,
Gumsum si nazro ko aaj ye pyar karna sikha raha hain …

ZINDAGI SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI ZINDAGI SHAYARI

Zindagi hasin hai zindagi se pyaar karo,
Hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
Wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai aap ko,
Rab pr bhrosa or waqt pe aitbar rakho…!!

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Bas ab ek haan ke intezaar me raat yunhi guzar jaayegi,
Ab toh bas uljhan hai bina saath tere neend kahan aayegi,
Subah ki kiran na jaane konsa sandesh laayegi,
Rimjhim si gungunayegi ya pyaas adhuri reh jaayegi…

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

Khuda Ne Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga,
Ek Suroor Sa Uske Dil Mai Aaya Hoga,
Socha Hoga Kya Dunga Tohfe Mai Tujhe,
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Banaya Hoga…

DIWALI SHAYARI

DIWALI SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

Ek Dua Mangte hain hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskarayen Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali!!!!

BREAKUP SMS

BREAKUP SMS ENGLISH SMS SMS

A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.

Friday, April 17, 2015

CHILDREN JOKES

CHILDREN JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Child: Papa aunty ka pait kyon phola hai?
Father: Tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: Nahin pata promise!
Father: In k pait main pani bhara hay...
Child: Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!!!??

APRIL FOOL JOKES

Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..

I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!!

U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRIL FOOL in advance..??!!

APRIL FOOL JOKES

SomeOne..

Misses U..

Needs U..

Worries About U..

Lonely Without U..

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ..

APRIL FOOL JOKES

You are equal to sixty James Bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420!!!!???

ENGINEER JOKES

If engineers buy ipl team the Ntames of the teams would be:
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS

MUNNA BHAI JOKES

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber ke gloves tere andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mein tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.!!!!

GOOD FRIDAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS GOOD FRIDAY SMS SMS

May the glory of Our Savior strengthen You,
And May His Graces Shine Upon You..
On Good Friday and always!

GOOD FRIDAY SMS

ENGLISH SMS GOOD FRIDAY SMS SMS

Sometimes I want God 2 be so comfortable in my heart that, He could sit back in a lounge chair, when all the while, He is looking for a throne. Happy Good Friday.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

APRIL FOOL SHAYARI

APRIL FOOL SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye...
Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye...
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to 'APRIL FOOL' banjaye…!!!
Happy April Fool Day!!!

APRIL FOOL JOKES

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now it's 2 late don't try to change ur finger! Catch another fool..!!!!

APRIL FOOL SHAYARI

APRIL FOOL SHAYARI ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI

In hasino se Rasme Wafa Aur Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai..
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Wah ...Wah...
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa Aur Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai..
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Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...!!!!

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI HINDI SHAYARI SHAYARI

हम तो तेरे दिल की महफिल सजाने आऐ थे,
तेरी कसम तुझे अपना बनाने आऐ थे,
किस बात की सज़ा दी तुने हमको बेवफा,
हम तो तेरे दर्द को अपना बनाने आऐ थे...

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

HINDI SHAYARI LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI SHAYARI

इस नाचीज दिल की गुस्ताखी तो देखो,
चला है चाँद से इश्क को इज़हार करने,
जिसकी रोशनी से रोश्न है पूरी दुनियाँ,
इसी को चला है प्यार की रोशनी देने..

MUNNA BHAI JOKES

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.

He 1st checks the patient's Eyes,
Tongue & Ears with a Torch & finally..
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Declares ..
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BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEK HAI !!!!???

SANTA BANTA JOKES

Interviewer : Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire???
Santa : Simple, Stop Imagining!!???....

RAIN SMS

ENGLISH SMS RAIN SMS SMS

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there.

Friday, April 10, 2015

SARDAR JOKES

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Ek aadmi: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun???

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!!!???

BOY V/S GIRL JOKES

BOY V/S GIRL JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga.
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho... !!!??

MARRIAGE JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES

Husband-talak lena hai...

Advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000/- lagenge..

Husband-pagal ho kya???? Pandit ne 51/- me shadi kari thi....

Advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!

COOL SMS

COOL SMS ENGLISH SMS SMS

Last night God gave Me 2 choices,
Either to have a Gud Friend like you,
Or to have excellent memory,
I don’t remember what I chose…

Thursday, April 9, 2015

NETAJI JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES NETAJI JOKES

नेताजी - चिल्ला -चिल्ला कर कह रहे थे -हर आदमी को हर चीज मिलनी चाहिए | जो चीज तुम्हें अच्छी लगे ,ले लो |

यदि तुम्हें भूख लगे तो खाने की दूकान लूट लो | यदि ठंड़ लगे तो दुकान का सबसे अच्छा सिला कोट उठा लो....|

भाषण देने के बाद वे मंच से नीचे उतरे और चिल्लाए -अरे मेरी साइकिल कौन उठा ले गया ???!!

PATIENT JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES PATIENT JOKES

डॉक्टर - आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए???

मरीज - पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी|

डॉक्टर - तो खाने से इनकार कर देते|

मरीज – जी, वही तो किया था … !!!

PATIENT JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES PATIENT JOKES

डॉक्टर मरीज सेः तुम दिन में कितनी सिगरेट पीते हो?

मरीजः जी 20

डॉक्टरः देखो अगर मुझसे इलाज करना हो तो तुम्हे सिगरेट से परहेज करना होगा, एक काम करो....एक नियम बना लो, सिर्फ भोजन के बाद ही एक सिगरेट पियोगे।

मरीज ने डॉक्टर की बात मानकर इलाज शुरू किया। कुछ ही महीने बाद मरीज का स्वास्थ एकदम सुधर गया।

डॉक्टरः देखा मेरे बताये गए परहेज से तुम्हारा स्वास्थ कितना सुधर गया।

मरीजः लेकिन डॉक्टर साहब दिन में 20 बार भोजन करना भी तो कोई सरल काम नहीं है।

HOLI SMS

ENGLISH SMS HOLI SMS SMS

Radha ke rang aur Kanhaiya ki pichkari,
Pyaar ke rang se rang do duniya saari,
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyo bhari holi..
HAPPY HOLI!!!!

TODAY'S THOUGHT SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMS TODAY'S THOUGHT SMS

Don't be afraid of pressure:

Remember that "PRESSURE" is what turns lumps of "COAL" into "DIAMOND".

DIWALI SMS

DIWALI SMS ENGLISH SMS SMS

Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye Laxmi Ji apke dwar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI!!!!

DIWALI SMS

DIWALI SMS ENGLISH SMS SMS

Diwali Aaye Apne Sang Khushiyon Ki Bahar Laye,
Jagmagate Diyo Se Diwali Ka Swagat Karo,
Aap Sabhi Ko Diwali Ke Shubh Avsar Par,
Dher Saari Shubkamnayein!!!
Happy Diwali!!

MUNNA BHAI JOKES

Munna- Apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit- Bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna- Kya fekta hai?
Circuit- Bhai sms bole to ...."SANTA MANMOHAN SINGH"....!!!!???

MUNNA BHAI JOKES

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?

CIRCUIT: Simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!??

MUNNA BHAI JOKES

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay????

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salman Khan the!!!

MUNNA BHAI JOKES

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai???
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta???!!

EASTER SMS

The Lord came to earth with a life to give,
So each one of us may continue to live.
Happy Easter!!!

EASTER SMS

Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate....
This holy occasion with me . Happy Easter!!!!

EASTER SMS

Easter bring Fun,
Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring Fresh Love…
Happy Easter!!!!

EASTER SMS

May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter, and,
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter!!!

EASTER SMS

Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy.
Happy Easter!!!

ANIMAL JOKES

ANIMAL JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Why are elephants not so good at Net surfing???....

Because they're scared of the mouse.!!!??

MARRIAGE JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES

Call summary --

Boy to boy
00:00:59

Boy to mom
00:00:50

Boy to dad
00:00:30

Boy to girl
01:23:59

Girl to girl
05:29:59

Wife to Husband!!!!
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...Not Responding…

ACCOUNTANT JOKES

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:

"He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."

ACCOUNTANT JOKES

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds...., no wait - 14 seconds..., no wait......!!!

ACCOUNTANT JOKES

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

Acc. Said : "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

Doctor : "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Acc. reply : "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

ACCOUNTANT JOKES

Ques. : What is a Budget?

Ans. : An orderly system for living beyond your means.

ACCOUNTANT JOKES

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."

ACCOUNTANT JOKES

An accountant visited the Natural History museum.

While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".

Neighbour asked : "Where did you get this exact information?"

Acc. said : "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."

CRICKET JOKES

CRICKET JOKES ENGLISH JOKES JOKES

Lagaan by RAJNI ANNA .... Climax scene:

1 ball 20 runs needed. ....Bowler bowls....

Rajni hits ball splits in 4 pieces, and,

All pieces go for 6's. India wins!!!!???

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

SANTA BANTA JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES SANTA BANTA JOKES

एक बार संता डॉक्टर के पास जाता है और डॉक्टर से कहता है:

संता: डॉक्टर साहब, कोई ऐसा नुस्खा बताइए जिस से मैं लम्बा जीवन जी सकूं|

संता की बात सुन डॉक्टर उसे बड़े गौर से देखता है और पूछता है...

डॉक्टर: क्या तुम्हारी शादी हो गयी है??....

संता : नहीं डॉक्टर साहब...!!

डॉक्टर: तो जाओ जाकर शादी कर लो....

संता: क्या बात कर रहे हो डॉक्टर साहब, शादी करने से भी कहीं लम्बी उम्र होती है? ?...

डॉक्टर: नहीं, शादी कर लेने से लम्बा जीवन जीने की इच्छा खत्म हो जाती है!!!!?????

SANTA BANTA JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES SANTA BANTA JOKES

एक दिन संता दुखी होकर अपने दोस्त बंता के घर जाता है और बंता से कहता है :

संता: "यार, मुझे अपनी बीवी से तलाक चाहिए...|"

बंता: "लेकिन क्यों आखिर ऐसा क्या हुआ???!!!!"

संता: "वो 6 महीने से मुझ से बात ही नहीं कर रही|"

बंता: "एक बार फिर सोच लो, ऐसी बीवी सिर्फ किस्मत वालो को ही मिलती है....??!!!!!"

SANTA BANTA JOKES

HINDI JOKES JOKES SANTA BANTA JOKES

एक बार पोल्ट्री के व्यापार में घाटा होने के बाद संता ने सभी मुर्गियों से कहा :

संता: "कल जिसने भी दो से कम अंडे दिए मैं उसे गोली से उड़ा दूंगा|"

अगली सुबह संता जब वापस पोल्ट्री फॉर्म आया तो उसने देखा की सभी मुर्गियों ने दो-दो अंडे दिए हुए थे, बस एक ने मात्र एक अंडा दिया हुआ था....

यह देख संता ने कड़क आवाज़ में उस से पूछा, "तुमने सिर्फ एक अंडा क्यों दिया क्या तुम्हे याद नहीं मैंने क्या कहा था?"

जैसे ही संता की बात खत्म हुई सामने से जवाब आया," साहब यह एक अंडा भी मौत के डर से दिया है वर्ना मैं तो मुर्गा हूं!!!..."??

ZINDAGI SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI ZINDAGI SHAYARI

Zindagi Ko Ek Rangin Kalpana Samjho,
Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapna Samjho,
Bhulana Chahte Ho Sabhi Gamo Ko To,
Zindagi Me Mujhe Apna Samjho!!!

ZINDAGI SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI SHAYARI ZINDAGI SHAYARI

Zindagi Jaise Ek Saza Si Ho Gayi Hai,
Gham Ke Sagar Me Is Kadar Kho Gayi Hai,
Tum Kar Do Ek SMS Yeh Gujarish Hai Meri,
Tumhare SMS Ki Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

SANTA BANTA JOKES

Smartest thing Santa ever did,

He changed all his passwords to 'Incorrect'....
So whenever he forgets,the computer will remind him...
Your password is 'Incorrect'!!!!

SARDAR JOKES

All ATM's in Punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All Sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTER PIN"

SANTA BANTA JOKES

Doctor : Which soap u use?
Santa: Bajrangi soap,bajrangi paste,Bajrangi brush.
Dr. : Is Bajrangi an international company?
Santa: No Bajrangi is my room Partner..!!??

SARDAR JOKES

All ATM's in Punjab are jammed & not working.
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Bcoz,
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All Sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTER PIN"

POLITICAL JOKES

Minister : Bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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Bhid me se ek aadmi bola : Mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya.
Hamara 8 lakh banta hai ..??!!!

POLITICAL JOKES

•BEST POLITICS JOKE•

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R)
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K)
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G)
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O)
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Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)¿¿¡¡

POLITICAL JOKES

All of our Politicians are playing KBC in reverse manner ....

They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later??!!!!

POLITICAL JOKES

A man told his wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.

She printed a "Congress Symbol" on his face???!!!!

SARDAR JOKES

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle."??!!!!

SARDAR JOKES

A sardar soldier captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, " If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, I will kill you."

Pakistani Soldier :"What if I get 6?"

Sardar:"You'll have to play again."

SARDAR JOKES

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! She smokes!!!!

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! She drinks!!!!!

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! It's all his???!!!!!

EXAM JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES EXAM JOKES JOKES

Introducing T20 format in Exams :

•Reduce exam time by 1Hr. and Marks by 50.

•Introduce breaks after each 15 minutes.

•Give free hit marks for unexpected questions.

•First 30 mins power play no supervisor in the class.

•Cheer girls in every class they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!

LAUGHING JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES LAUGHING JOKES

CLASSIC JOKE

Teacher: "So we proved that when 'A' is equal to 'B' and 'B' is equal to 'C' then 'A' equal to 'C'. Anshi give me an example for this."
Anshi: "I love my teacher, my teacher loves her daughter, therefore I love my teacher's daughter..."

FUNNY JOKES

A man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN"

After marriage : "GENTLEMAN"

After ten years : "WATCHMAN"

After twenty years : "DOBERMAN"

LAUGHING JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES LAUGHING JOKES

CLASSIC JOKE

POLITICAL JOKES

Mulayam singh is so happy with Akhilesh.....
That He is planning to rename the state as 'Puttar Pradesh'!!??

ADVICE SMS

ADVICE SMS ENGLISH SMS SMS

Ways to Keep a Relationship Working

01. Love each other..
02. Don’t lie..
03. Keep communication open..
04. Stay sweet..
05. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving..
06. Never talk about break-ups..
07. Never say ‘It's OK’ when it’s not..
08. Learn to put your ego aside..
09. If you say ‘Sorry,' mean it..
10. Don’t compare your past with your present..
11. Don’t talk about your ex’s..
12. Practice give and take...
13. Be aware of your partner’s feelings..
14. After a fight, work on resolving the issue right away; don’t let the days go by..
15. Although there is no ‘perfect person’ out there,

There is a ‘right one’ for u.

SARDAR JOKES

One tourist from America asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!

SARDAR JOKES

A Sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question....
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate..??!!!!

SARDAR JOKES

Sardar looks at an IceCube for 1 hour
Some one asks him : What he was doing..??
Sardar replied:-I am checking from where its leaking....??!!!

SARDAR JOKES

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why??!!!
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u exchanged?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. ??!!!!

SARDAR JOKES

Hitler says : "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

SANTA BANTA JOKES

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga....
Bangalore aya Bangalore aya. Balle Balle....
Air Hostess: Helo sir....B silent!!!
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle...??!!!!

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI

BROKEN HEART SHAYARI HINDI SHAYARI SHAYARI

पत्थर की दुनिया जज़्बात नही समझती,
दिल में क्या है वो बात नही समझती,
तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारों के बीच में है,
पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समझती…!!

SHARAABI JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SHARAABI JOKES

Wife drinking WHISKEY, asked “Tum kaun ho?”...
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya???Apne husband ko bhool gayi??!!
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!

FUNNY JOKES

In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one's strength,weakness,opportunity and threat).

Then he asked one of the participants ::

What is your strength?
Participant: My wife is my strength.

What is your weakness?
Participant: Your wife is my weakness.

Then what is your opportunity?
Participant: I am looking for an opportunity.

What is your threat?
Participant: U are my threat.

GIRLFRIEND JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES GIRLFRIEND JOKES JOKES

Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde:
1-Time ki bacht
2-Chain ki Nind
3-Koi Mis Call nhi
4-Koi tension nhi
5-No Boring Sms
6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha.
Moral no grlfrnd no tension.
Samjho kamino!!!

FUNNY JOKES

Two old women were sitting on a bench .

1 old women: My memory is really bad.
2 old women: How bad is it?
1 old women: How bad is what??!!!

SARDAR JOKES

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No, This is her husband speaking !!!

FUNNY JOKES