GOOD NIGHT JOKES

GOOD NIGHT JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES GOOD NIGHT JOKES JOKES

Pankhe Pe Latka Huwa Sar
Khirki Se Tumhe Dekhti Atma
Bed K Niche Bethi Churail
Parde K Piche Sar Kati Lash...
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In Sub Ki Taraf Dihan Mat Dena Aram Se Sona..
Gud Nite

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe Wo Teri Yaad Mein.. | Funny Shayari

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe Wo Teri Yaad Mein.. | Funny Shayari

ENGLISH SHAYARI FUNNY SHAYARI SHAYARI

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe

Wo Teri Yaad Mein..

Wo Sare Padh Liye

Papa Ne Raat Mein..

Sawera Jab Hua Tou

Jootey Parr Gaye...

Wo Raadhe Wale Baal

Ghajni Me Badla Gaye..!!

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI SHAYARI

Dil ka rishta hai hamara
Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Hum saath nahi to kya hua
Zindgai bhar pyar nibhane ka wada hai hamara
Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

ENGLISH SHAYARI LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI SHAYARI

TADAP KAR DEKHO KISI KI CHAHAT ME..
PTA CHLEGA INTZAR KYA HOTA H..
YU HI MIL JATA BINA TADPE KOI KISIKO..
TO KESE PTA CHLTA KI PYAR KYA HOTI HAI......

BOLLYWOOD JOKES

BOLLYWOOD JOKES

BOLLYWOOD JOKES HINDI JOKES JOKES

पहले Holiday में स्लीपर सेल….

फिर Baby में आतंकवाद…..

और अब Gabbar में भ्रष्टाचार…....

सरकार से ज्यादा तो अक्षय कुमार

देश के हित में काम कर रहा है

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

HINDI SHAYARI LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI SHAYARI

Apni pyari ankhon me chupalo mujhko

Mohabbat tum se hain, churalo mujhko.

Dhup ho ya sehra tera sath chalenge hum

Yaqeen naa ho toh aazma lo mujhko.

Tere her dukh ko seh lenge hans k hum

Apne wajood ki chadar bana lo mujhko.

Zindagi bhi tere naam kar di hai humne,

Bas chand lamhe seene se laga lo mujhko.

SAAS-BAHU JOKES

SAAS-BAHU JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES SAAS-BAHU JOKES

Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ????

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

HINDI SHAYARI LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI SHAYARI

वो तीर कलेजे पर इक शोख़ ने मारा है,
हर दर्द में तस्क़ीं है हर ग़म हमें प्यारा है,
वह जिनके तसव्वुर से रोशन है मेरी दुनिया,
है चाँद ख़्यालों का..... आँखों का सितारा है...!!

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

HINDI SHAYARI LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI SHAYARI

चलो आज खामोश प्यार को इक नाम दे दें,
अपनी मुहब्बत को इक प्यारा अंज़ाम दे दें 
इससे पहले कहीं रूठ न जाएँ मौसम 
अपने धड़कते हुए अरमानों एक सुरमई शाम दे दें !!!!

MARRIAGE JOKES

MARRIAGE JOKES

ENGLISH JOKES JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES

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Husband & Wife - too good.....
Just tooo goood..

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight ....
Between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

                             WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

                           HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

                             WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

                     HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

                     WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you...!!!

SMILE SMS

SMILE SMS

ENGLISH SMS SMILE SMS SMS

Thousands of languages around this world
But "smile" can beat them all..
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Bcoz ..
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak.
So keep smiling!!