Sunday, November 29, 2015

ENGINEER JOKES

ENGINEER JOKES

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professores Ko Ek Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. 
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai... 
Sab Professors Utar Gaye Par Principal Baithe Rahe... 
Logo Ne Pucha Aapko Darr Nahi Lgta?
Principle: Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hai...

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Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

Engineer Jokes | Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha

Engineer Jokes


Ek Engineering Ke Student
Ne Hostel Se Apne Father
Ko Letter Likha
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Jawab Aaya
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

FRIENDSHIP SHAYARI

ये दोस्ती चिराग हैं जलाए रखना !
दोस्ती खुशबू हैं महकाए रखना....!!
हम रहे आपके दिल में हमेशा के लिए !
इतनी जगह दिल में हमारे लिए बनाए रखना !!
HUSBAND V/S WIFE JOKES

HUSBAND V/S WIFE JOKES

पत्नी और घड़ी के बीच का संबंध: -
१. घड़ी चौबीस घंटे टिक-टिक करती रहती है !!
और पत्नी चौबीस घंटे चिक-चिक करतीरहती है !!
२. घड़ी की सूइयाँ घूम-फिर कर वहींआ जाती हैं !!
उसी प्रकार पत्नी को आप कितना भी समझा लो,
वो घूम-फिर कर वहीं आ जायेगी और अपनी ही बात
मनवायेगी !!
३. घड़ी में जब १२ बजते हैं तो तीनों सूइयाँ एक दिखाई देती हैं !!
लेकिन पत्नी के जब १२ बजते हैं तो एक
पत्नी भी ३-३ दिखाई देती है !!
४. घड़ी के अलार्म बजने का फिक्स टाइम है !!
लेकिन पत्नी के अलार्म बजने का कोई फिक्स टाइम नहीं है !
BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

दिल जो तोडोगे मेरा तो खुद भी बिखर जाओगे।
जी तो हम भी ना सकेँगे मगर तुम भी किधर जाओगे॥
ये मशविरा है कि आँखो मेँ बसा लो मुझको,
हम भी सँवर जायेगेँ तुम भी निखर जाओगे॥
TEACHER/STUDENT JOKES

TEACHER/STUDENT JOKES

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO...!!!"
BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

कहती है दुनिया जिसे प्यार, नशा है , खताह है!
हमने भी किया है प्यार , इसलिए हमे भी पता है!
मिलती है थोड़ी खुशियाँ ज्यादा गम!
पर इसमें ठोकर खाने का भी कुछ अलग ही मज़ा है! 
BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

Bewafa Nahi Hai Woh Yeh Manta Hun Mein,
Woh Bhi Chahte Hain Hamein Yeh Jaanta Hu Mein

Magar Itna Bhi Toh Yaaron Nadan Nahi Hun Mein,
Unki Badli Huyi Najrein Toh Pahchanta Hun Mein…

Monday, November 16, 2015

MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

laazim tha ki dekho  mera rasta koee din aur
tanha gaye kyon ? ab raho tanha koee din aur

mit jaayega sar, gar tera patthar na ghisega
hoon dar pe tere naasiyaa_farsa koee din aur

aaye  ho kal  aur aaj  hee kehte  ho ki jaaoon
maana ki hamesha naheen, achchaa, koee din aur
  
jaate  huve  kahte  ho,  qayaamat  ko milenge
kya khoob ! qayaamat ka hai goya koee din aur ?
  
haan 'ei falak-e-peer, javaan tha abhee 'aarif'
kya  tera  bigadata  jo na marta  koee din aur ?  

tum maah-e-shab-e-char_dahum  the;  mere  ghar ke
phir kyon na raha ghar ka woh naqsha koee din aur ?
  
tum kaun se 'eise the; khare daad-o-sitad ke ?
karta  malak_ul_maut  taqaaza  koee  din aur ?

mujhse  tumhain nafrat sahee, 'nayyar' se ladaayee
bachhon ka bhee dekha na  tamaasha koee  din aur ?

guzree na bahar-haal yah muddat khushee-naakhush
karna tha,  javaan_marg !  guzaara koee din aur
  
naadaan ho jo kehte ho ki kyon jeete ho 'ghalib'
qismat mein hai marne ki tamanna  koee din aur ?
MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

meherabaan  hoke  bula  lo mujhe  chaaho  jis  waqt
main gaya waqt naheen hoon ke fir aa bhee na sakoon

zauf  mein  taana-e-aghayaar  ka  shikawa  kya  hai ?
baat kuchch sar to naheen hai ke utha bhee na sakoon

zehar  milta  hee naheen  mujhko  sitamgar,  warana
kya qasam hai tere milne kee, ke kha bhee na sakoon
MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

Ye na thee hamaaree qismat ke wisaal-e-yaar hota
Agar aur jeete rehte yahee intezaar hota

Tere waade par jiye ham to ye jaan jhoot jaanaa
Ke khushee se mar na jaate agar 'eitabaar hota

Teree naazukee se jaana ki bandha tha 'ehed_booda
Kabhee too na tod sakta agar oostuwaar hota

Koee mere dil se pooche tere teer-e-neemkash ko
Ye khalish kahaan se hotee jo jigar ke paar hota

Ye kahaan ki dostee hai ke bane hain dost naaseh
Koee chaarasaaz  hota, koee ghamgusaar hota

Rag-e-sang se tapakta wo lahoo ki fir na thamta
Jise gham samajh rahe ho, ye agar sharaar hota

Gham agarche jaan_gulis hai, pe kahaan bachain ke dil hai
Gham-e-ishq gar na hota, gham-e-rozgaar  hota

Kahoon kis se main ke kya hai, shab-e-gham buree bala hai
Mujhe  kya  bura  tha  marna ? agar ek  baar hota

Hue mar ke ham jo ruswa, hue kyon na gharq-e-dariya
Na  kabhee janaaza  uthata, na  kaheen mazaar hota

Usse kaun  dekh  sakta  ki yagaana  hai wo yaktaa
Jo dooee ki boo bhee hotee to kaheen do chaar hota

Ye masaail-e-tasawwuf, ye tera bayaan 'Ghalib' !
Tujhe ham walee samajhate, jo na baada_khwaar hota
MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

इशरत-ए क़तरह है दरया में फ़ना हो जाना
दरद का हद से गुज़रना है दवा हो जाना
तुझ से क़िसमत में मिरी सूरत-ए क़ुफ़ल-ए अबजद
था लिखा बात के बनते ही जुदा हो जाना
दिल हुआ कशमकश-ए चारह-ए ज़हमत मे तमाम
मिट गया घिसने में इस `उक़दे का वा हो जाना
अब जफ़ा से भी हैं महरूम हम अललाह अललाह
इस क़दर दुशमन-ए अरबाब-ए वफ़ा हो जाना
ज़ु`फ़ से गिरयह मुबददल ब दम-ए सरद हुआ
बावर आया हमें पानी का हवा हो जाना
दिल से मिटना तिरी अनगुशत-ए हिनाई का ख़याल
हो गया गोशत से नाख़ुन का जुदा हो जाना
है मुझे अबर-ए बहारी का बरस कर खुलना
रोते रोते ग़म-ए फ़रक़त में फ़ना हो जाना
गर नहीं नकहत-ए गुल को तिरे कूचे की हवस
कयूं है गरद-ए रह-ए जौलान-ए सबा हो जाना
बख़शे है जलवह-ए गुल ज़ौक़-ए तमाशा ग़ालिब
चशम को चाहिये हर रनग में वा हो जाना
ता कि तुझ पर खुले इ`जाज़-ए हवा-ए सैक़ल
देख बरसात में सबज़ आइने का हो जाना 
MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

MIRZA GHALIB SHAYARI

Rahye Ab Aysi jagha Chal kar Jeha’N koi Na Ho,
Humsukhen Koi Na Ho Aur humzaba’N koi Na Ho.

Baydero Diwar Sa Ik Ghur Banaya Chahiye,
Koi Humsaya Na Ho Aur Pasba’N Koi na Ho.

Padhrye Gar Bimar To Koi Na Ho Timardar,
Aur Agar Mer Jaye To Noha Khwa’N Koi Na Ho.
GANDHI JAYANTI JOKES

GANDHI JAYANTI JOKES

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
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Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!
WINTER SHAYARI

WINTER SHAYARI

Thand ka zamana hai, 
SMS karke aapko satana hai,
Mousam bhi diwana hai,
2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do,
kya balance bacha k 
"Naya swetar" lana h...
Happy Winter!!!
WINTER SMS

WINTER SMS

"Happy December"
"The King Of The Winter"
"The Symbol Of The Sorrow"
"The End Of The Year"
"And The Beginning Of The Good Hopes"
"So Happy Winter December 2015"
WINTER JOKES

WINTER JOKES

!!!PK Style Whether Ka Haal!!!
दिल्ली का मौसम एकदम लूल होई गवा है...
बोले तो..ससुरा कभी गरमी लगत है,
तो कभी ठण्डा...काउनो फिरकी ले रहा है,
हम लोगन का...इ wrong नंबर है...ई गोला पर मौसम...
का काउनो भरोसा ही नाहीं...
एक तो ठण्डा ऊपर से,
इ ससुरा बारिश..!!
हम तो कनफुजिया गया हूँ...
की साला Sweatar पहनू या Raincoat!!!
DARD SHAYARI

DARD SHAYARI

Us Ne Chaha Ke Use Hum Na Mile,
Hum Ne Chaha Ke Use Ghum Na Mile,
Agar Khushi Milti Hai Use Hum Se Juda Ho Kar,
To Yahi Dua Hai ke,
Phir Use Kabhi Hum Na Mile!!!
BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya faida dosto,
Raat ko peeyi huyi sharab hai...
Subah utar jayegi,
Arey pina hai to..
Do boond bewafai ke p k dekh,
Saari umar nashe me guzar jayegi!!
DARD SHAYARI

DARD SHAYARI

Tere haath ko seene se laga kar roye,
Hum tasweer main tumhe pass bula kar roye,
Tujhe sau bar pukara shab-e-tanhai mein,
Aur har bar tumhien pass na pa kar roye..!!
DARD SHAYARI

DARD SHAYARI

Kal Raat Sapne Mein Teri Tasveer Banna Dali,
Itni Achi Laggi Ki Dil Se Lagga Dali,
Phir Darr Laga Koi Chura Na Le,
Tab Itna Roya Ki Aansuo Se Mita Dali!!
DARD SHAYARI

DARD SHAYARI

Paas Aane Ki Ummed Thi Jinse,
Wo Hi Faasle Bante Chale Gaye,
Hum Toh Paas Aane Ki Koshish Me The,
Na Jane Kyon Woh Dooriya Badhate Chale Gaye!!
BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

Yun Humko Sataane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi,
Dil Mera Tod Ke Jaane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi,
Jo Nahin Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota,
Humein Yun Aazmaane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi,
Maaloom Tha Gahre Khwaab Toot Jaayenge,
Neend Mein Aakar Jagaane Ki Zaroorat Kya Thi!!
ZINDAGI SHAYARI

ZINDAGI SHAYARI

ज़िन्दगी जीने का मकसद खास होना चाहिए;
और अपने आप पर विश्वास होना चाहिए;
जीवन में खुशियों की कोई कमी नहीं होती;
बस जीने का अंदाज़ होना चाहिए।
LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

LOVE/ROMANTIC SHAYARI

ज़िन्दगी में किसी का साथ काफी है;
हाथों में किसी का हाथ काफी है;
दूर हो या पास फर्क नहीं पड़ता;
प्यार का तो बस अहसास ही काफी है।
FUNNY JOKES

FUNNY JOKES

Ek Aadmi Ne 98.3 Fm Radio Pe Phone Kiya 

Man : Mujhe S.g. Road Pe Ek Purse Mila Hai,
Jisme 15000 Cash.
Ek Credit Card Aur
Pallavi Mishra Ke Naam Ka Id Mila Hai.

Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap Kitne Imaandaar Hain.
Kya Aap Unhe Wo Purse Waapis Karna Chahenge.???

Man : Nahi!!

Main Chahta Hu Ki Pallavi Mishra Ke Liye,
Ek Dard Bhara Song Ho Jaaye.
DHANTERAS SMS

DHANTERAS SMS

सोने का रथ, चांदनी की पालकी,
बैठकर जिसमें है माँ लक्ष्मी आई,
देने आपको और आपके पूरे परिवार को,
धनतेरस की बधाई.!!!
BEWAFAA SHAYARI

BEWAFAA SHAYARI

दर्द है दिल में पर इसका एहसास नहीं होता,
रोता है दिल जब वो पास नहीं होता.
बर्बाद हो गए हम उसके प्यार में,
और वो कहते हैं इस तरह प्यार नहीं होता...!!
FUNNY JOKES

FUNNY JOKES

पहला दोस्त (दूसरे से)- तुम यह चाकू क्यों उबाल रहे हो?
दूसरा- सुसाइड करने के लिए...।
पहला- तो फिर उबालने की क्या जरूरत है?
दूसरा- मरने के बाद कहीं इन्फेक्शन न हो जाए इसलिए!!!
100+ TOP BEST GOOD MORNING SMS,SHAYARI N QUOTES FOR HIM N  HER IN ENGLISH N HINDI

100+ TOP BEST GOOD MORNING SMS,SHAYARI N QUOTES FOR HIM N HER IN ENGLISH N HINDI

BEST GOOD MORNING SHAYARI
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TOP BEST GOOD MORNING SHAYARI

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho..
Good Morning!!!
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A smile is like a Sim card, &,
Life is like cell phone,
Whenever you insert the..
Sim card of a smile,
A beautiful day is activated...
Good morning!!!
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Subah subah zindagi ki shuruat hoti hai,
Suraj ki har kiran apke sath hoti hain,
Hans ke pyar se karo din ki shuruaat,
Khushi har pal apne aap sath hoti hai,
Good Morning!!
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Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!
Good Morning!!!

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Kabhi Ruth Kar,
Kabhi Mana Kar,
Kabhi Has Kar,
Kabhi Hasa Kar,
Kabhi Ro Kar,
Kabhi Rula Kar,
Hmara SMS kahega aapse har pal jiyo..
Muskra kar Good Morning!!!

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Har subah aapko salam de,
Har phul aapko muskan de,
Ham duwa karte hi ki,
Khuda aap ko naya sawere ke,
Sath kamiyabi ka naya aasman de!!
Good Morning!!!

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Phool Do Bar Nahi Khilta,
Janam Do Bar Nahi Milta,
Milne Ko Mil Jate Hai Hazaro,
Magar Dilse Chahne Wala 

Bar-Bar Nahi Milta.Happy Good Morning!!
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Raat aati hai sitare lekar,
Neend aati hai sapne lekar,
Hamari dua hai aaj ki..
Subah aaye aapke liye Bahut sari khushiyan lekar!!
Good morning!!

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Ae suraj mere apno ko pegam dena,
Khushi ka din hashi ki sham dena,
Jb khole wo apne ankhe,
To un ke chehre pr pyari si muskan dena!!
GOOD MORNING!!!

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आपकी नयी सुबह इतनी सुहानी हो जाये,
दुखों की सारी बातें आपकी पुरानी हो जायें,
दे जाये इतनी खुशियां यह नया दिन,
कि ख़ुशी भी आपकी दीवानी हो जाये।
सुप्रभात!!!
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Raat Guzri Fir Mahekti Subha Aayi,
Dil Dhadka Fir Aapki Yaad Aayi,
Aankho Ne Mahesus Kiya Uss Hawa Ko,
Jo Aapko Chhukar Hamare Paas Aayi...
Good Morning!!!
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Subah subah zindagi ki shuruat hoti hai,
Kisi apne se baat ho to khas hoti hai,
Hass ke pyar se apno ko GOOD MORNING Bolo,
Khushi apne aap sath hoti hai.
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Aapki Nayi Subah itni Sayani ho jaye,
Dukhon ki sari batein aapki purani ho jaye,
De jaye Itni khushiya ye din,
Ki Khushi bhi aapki diwaani ho jaye.
Good Morning!!
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एक दर्द है जो दिल से जाता नहीं
यही वजह है कि हमें तेरी याद आती है
लो सुबह आ गई, तू रातभर रुलाती रही
बेखुदी में ही ये रात भी कट जाती है…
सुप्रभात!!!
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Iss Dil Ka Kaha Maano Ek Kaam Kar Do,
Ek Benaam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam Kar Do,
Mere Par Faqat Itna Ehsaan Kar Do,
Ek Subha Ko Milo Aur Shaam Kar Do.
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Palak jhuka kar salam karte hai,
Dil ki dua apke nam karte hai,
Kabul ho agar to muskura dena,
Hum yeh pyarasa din apke naam karte hai.


BEST GOOD MORNING QUOTES
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TOP BEST GOOD MORNING TEXT N QUOTES

What should you do now to be proud of yourself in the evening? Here. Go ahead and do it now! Good morning to you!
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In facing life’s ups and downs, let’s always cling to God and dwell on his promises. Let’s be like the finest bamboo – bending but not breaking. Good Morning!
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. — William Feather
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You are amazing, talented, and unique. No one can stop you from doing what you have on your mind. Get up and let this good morning be the beginning of a great day!
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Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!' -- Lindsay Lohan
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“Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction”

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 “Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.” — William Blake

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You have to get up every morning and tell yourself I can do this.
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Every morning you have two choices- continue to sleep with dreams or wake up and chase your dreams. The choice is yours!
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Good morning! To make today more interesting, here is a challenge for you: don’t go to bed without making someone smile.
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One of the advantages of waking up early is having the time and energy for something you can’t do during the busy day, like saying “Thank you!” to people that are amazing for brightening up their lives. Thank you, honey! You’re the best!
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Even after all this time, The Sun never says to the earth – You owe me.
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I’ve loved mornings ever since you appeared in my life, because every morning I wake up for a reason and I see you by my side. I wish your morning is as good as mine, sweetheart.
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Guess what, you were given another day all to yourself, to do whatever you want to do on this amazing planet. So get up and make good use of it, and remember you can’t ask for it back if you waste it.

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“Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels – who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It’ll grow some day.”

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Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee – don’t start your day without it. Good morning!!!
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“Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by ourself.. but hard to disgest when gifted by others…
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“Monday Morning must be a man, it comes too quickly!”

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I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day. — Paul Henderson
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. — Marcus Aurelius
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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Rise and shine! Come on, think of all the lovely things that are waiting for you to meet them: your delicious breakfast, a cup of coffee, the beautiful morning sun, your great friends and exciting plans! Make the most of your day today!
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There are so many opportunities out there! If one door closes, there is another door open for you somewhere. Remember this and head out into the brand new day!
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Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. — Richard Whately
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Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. — Meister Eckhart
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Now that your eyes are open, make the sun jealous with your burning passion to start the day. Make the sun jealous or stay in bed. — Malak El Halab
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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not. — James Russell Lowell
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The world is new to us every morning – this is God’s gift and every man should believe he is reborn each day. — Baal Shem Tov
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Every morning was a cheerful invitation to make my life of equal simplicity, and I may say innocence, with Nature herself. — Henry David Thoreau
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Everything is beautiful once you change the way you see it.
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I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day. — Paul Henderson
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